In the age of email, texting, Facebook there are still some occasions that dictate the issue of the paper invitation.

With the wanton destruction of plantation trees for a few hours of frivolity and mirth it seems the invite must be ornate in its design.

Ornate in design means intense in labour. Intense in labour involves menial activity. Menial activity must be outsourced.

Outsourcing brings with it a certain cachet whether it be a bank outsourcing to India or a wife outscourcing the task to her husband’s staff.

S’il vous plait and Merci are foreign concepts which are not to be wasted on the defacto domestic servants.

Yet what a terrible bind it creates of what Machiavellian approach to take.

Perhaps as we silently slice it is time to add Paper Crafter to the CV.